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A girl who only dates jocks when their sport is in season.
She's a seasonal ho; she only sleeps with baseball players during baseb..
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Do not form bonds with your fellow convicts while in prison.
"My lawyer fucked me," he said.
"Hmmm," I said. Yo..
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When you make a horrible decision because of booze
Bryce was bringing in the New Year when he hooked up with Alaina.
See new year, boo..
