What is Koozie?
1.
A cylindrical insulator for beer can and beer bottles (it probably also works with other beverages in aluminum cans or glass bottles). Usually made from foam and cloth and sold at convenience stores.
(alt spellilng coozie)
Wow, this koozie is keeping my beer cold and my hand warm at the same time.
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2.
a derogatory term for an indian or brown person.
i can't understand the fucking koozies working at dell tech support
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3.
Koozie is a world of its own! "Koozie" has the power to become its own form of communication.
---- It is able to replace any other word in the English language, without disrupting the original meaning. It can replace a large variety or perverse, or slang terms in sentences, and can be used as a noun, verb, or possibly an interjection.
Abbreviation: QZ
"I woke up in a pile of my own koozie."
"Today, I found my inner koozie."
"Bob came out of the koozie on us the other day."
"This pizza was eight dollars." - "Wow, you really got koozied."
"I've koozied everywhere."
"Koozie! Koozie! Koozie!"
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4.
A koozie is a neoprene or foam rubber material sleeve used predominently by rednecks to keep their crappy watered-down american beer cold.
It also doubles as a fashion accessory on which the redneck may display his/her favorite NASCAR driver, swimsuit model, brand of beer, brand of tobacco, or local blue collar business.
Paw: "Hey Maw, check out this Dale Jr. koozie that Bubba from the liquor store gave me." "It was supposed to come free with an 18 pack of Budweiser, but Bubba gave it to me anyhow even though I bought Keystone Light."
Maw: "Dang!" "You, kin use it when we go to the track on Saturday."
Paw: "Why wait til Saturday, when I kin use it right now?"
Maw: "Na, you should just used yer ol PBR koozie and save the Dale Jr. koozie fer special occasions like Bobby Sue's weddin' reception or Saturday at the track."
Paw: "Dang"! "I never thought of it that way".
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5.
Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.
Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!
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