Koozie Cushion

What is Koozie Cushion?


1.

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.

"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."

See big dick, cushion, koozie, yardage


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