What is Koran?
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A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating. It also has many other uses such as wiping vaginal blood, cleaning up after masturbation, and can even be used as kindling for a camp fire.
Make sure you bring enough Koran for your camping trip.
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The sacred text of Islam, considered by Muslims to contain the revelations of God as a guidence for humankind.
The Koran is a varient of Quran or Qur'an (spelled different ways).
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Also known as the Qu'ran, it is the Muslim holy book.
before i go to the mosque, i make sure to read at leat a chapter of the Koran
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Its a blue print for hate, terrorism and wars, if its in the hands of terrorists.
Crazy bastards knock down bulidings over this book? what fucking idiots.
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Is a ripped off version of
They said that Abu Bakr,
The Koran, Satan's addition to The Bible.
In Muslim heaven the men get to have sex with 77 virgins in front of God. Wow! What do the women get? And do you really think that heaven is a place where men have orgies? lol Wow these people r already burning 4 believing such evil! lol
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The holy book in Islam. Many people assume its a guideline of war of terrorism. But those people are just ignorant.
Have you read the koran, its all about peace. Those who think otherwise are completely ignorant.
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The "holy book" to all Islamic peoples. If read, one would find that they want to "slice the fingers and necks of the unbeleivers" and force them into "submission" into the Islamic faith.
A book written by Mohammed (Probably while he was doing drugs) in which if when you die in good faith, you go to heaven to bang 12 year old boys and 12-19 year old virgin girls.
Reading the Koran is Terrorism
