Koreans

What is Koreans?


1.

Located in Northern Asia.

Very nationalistic people. Full of themselves.

Koreans and Japanese hate eachother for sure.

Koreans own leading electronic companaies - Samsung and LG. Also apparently make 80% of all the nail-clippers in the world.

But yet Koreans make cheap cars.

Many of them are Christians.

They like spicy food-Gimchee.

Known for their corrupted government and yet one of few who put their own presidents(2) in jail for thier corruptions.

Well known for Tae-kwon-do, the only martial art that qualifies the Olympic.

Foumous for their addictive soup operas and movies in Aisa.

Koreans' last names are most likly to be one of these three: Kim, Lee, or Park.

Cellphone freaks.

Emotional.

Capitalism in South, Coummunism in North.

Usually irrational but kind.

Known for not being on time.

Soccer-lovers but not that good soocer players.

Also known for the crazy dictator in North. He looks very fat and ugly. And obviously insane.

Koreans are famous for

Electronics - Samsung, LG (South)

Vehicles - Kia, Hyundai (South)

Sports - Taekwondo, takgyun, gumdo, speed-skate

Economy - (average) in top 20 richest countries for South.

- dirt poor in North.

Government - Corrupted. Both North and South.

See korea, aisa, asian, nationalist

2.

A race that makes up 70% of MMOGs.

*Statistic is based on nothing

From South Park episode 1008 - Make Love, Not Worldcraft

Kyle Broflovski: Wow, look at all these people playing right now!

Eric Cartman: Yeah it's bullcrap! I bet half of these people are Koreans.

See korea, korean, koreans, asian, azn

3.

- Ethnic people from a peninsula between China and Japan.

- Confused with North and South Korea.

- Often described as most unmerciful less fighters.

- One of the most hardest languages.

- Full pride of themselves but knows when to not use it.

- Disputes between Japan and Korea.

- Outgoing and friendly.

- Very religious.

- First team from Asia to reach top 4 in World Cup.

- Loves Starcraft.

- Loves Kimchi.

- Very smart in Math and science and History.

- Many are born leaders (Military wise).

I am one of the Koreans that was a part of the 2002 World Cup.

See korean, south, korea, north, asian, friendly, nice, arrogant

4.

Intelligent smart and gorgeous people whether they are male or female. They dominate this pathetic country called America. The technology we come up with are amazing and half the electronics in the USA are made in Korea. I mean come on, Abercrombie originated in Korea and yet they had to be sued so that they come to their senses and pathetic JAPS who take over it, dont do it justice. We are originals and Americans just copy it and call it theirs. GET OVER, our guys are hot, our girls are gorgeous, its obvious who is better in this petty petty country. Not all Koreans are nerds, that's stereotype. And even if we are nerds, we're hot nerds, so gorgeous you probably couldn't even tell if we are a nerd or not.

And by the way, KOREANS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE USA. MTV is officially making a channel just for Korean music. Which obviously means that the music rocks.

So haters, please just

BACK OFF.

Dayum, those Koreans are hot, and pretty dang smart.

See korea, koreans, hot, smart, cool

5.

Asians associated with rice cars, hello kitty, and cell phones that look like space ships. Most koreans have difficulty fitting in with other cultures and as a result only hang out with other koreans. This results in words like "kekeke", the mispelling of the word "the" (see teh), and beautiful girls who love penises (see black female standup comedy). Their martial arts Tae Kwon Do is translated as "Daycare" and is useless unless you're going to eventually babysit whoever you're fighting, and their language sounds like someone trying to clear a marble out of their throat. Koreans invented kimichi, a meal that smells like aged feces in a toiletbowl full of salt water. Korean males are often cocky with no cock.

Stationery that could make a person go blind, broke Hondas with high mileage looking like optical illusions, written characters that look like someone playing stickball, overpopulated churches, and sentences that always end in "NN-GO-YAH". Hello Kitty should be on at least one of their flags, because its involved in everything else they wear/drive/do. They try so hard to be cute that they forget to brush their teeth...for 10 years.


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