What is Korkwin?
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A tall, hairy, brown man who poops all the time. His hobbies include laying around, farting, and being with his not so hairy girlfriend.
When he will eventually have offspring, they will be called Korkwin's, or korkwinians. Depending on the amount.
Since he's tall, hairy and brown, he must be a "korkwin"
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