Kortbroek

What is Kortbroek?


1.

In Afrikaans, means "shorty." It is the nickname for the spineless rat Marthinus Van Schalkwyk.

Vrot Snoek was loitering outside at the African National Congress national general council last week, waiting to see if he’s going to have to dump the “100% Mbeki” T-shirts he’s been printing. That’s where he heard a nearby police walky-talky crackle, “Car for Minister van Schalkwyk.”

The fuzz holding the receiver looked nonplussed. “Wie?” he asked.

“Car for Minister van Schalkwyk,” came the reply.

Once again: “Wie?” And so it went, back and forth, until the voice finally squawked, “Car for Kortbroek!”

At once, the car was summoned ...

See afrikaans, rat, bastard, traitor


95

Random Words:

1. Nikolina is a rare but magnificent first name. Only beautiful women are named Nikolina. Many girls have jumped off bridges into deep w..
1. A man in the middle of a 3-way butt-fuck. The quimby gives as much as he receives. See Arnie 2. A person who sucks farts out of dead..
1. Laying in a tub/pool/jacuzzi etc.. with only the head of your cock poking out of the water while a chick sucks on your balls. My girlfr..