Kortbroek

What is Kortbroek?


1.

In Afrikaans, means "shorty." It is the nickname for the spineless rat Marthinus Van Schalkwyk.

Vrot Snoek was loitering outside at the African National Congress national general council last week, waiting to see if he’s going to have to dump the “100% Mbeki” T-shirts he’s been printing. That’s where he heard a nearby police walky-talky crackle, “Car for Minister van Schalkwyk.”

The fuzz holding the receiver looked nonplussed. “Wie?” he asked.

“Car for Minister van Schalkwyk,” came the reply.

Once again: “Wie?” And so it went, back and forth, until the voice finally squawked, “Car for Kortbroek!”

At once, the car was summoned ...

See afrikaans, rat, bastard, traitor


95

Random Words:

1. Short for raw, or ridiculus ownage. The word rwndypwned is a derivative of rwnage, meaning raw power ownage. I am teh king of rwnage. W..
1. Ex-mod on 4chan used to host his own internet radio show called "Midnight Snacks" ever since he became not a mod, /b/'s..
1. The United Church of Christ, a progressive/liberal Christian denomination. You should meet my friend Kim, she's a UCC minister. S..