Kortbroek

What is Kortbroek?


1.

In Afrikaans, means "shorty." It is the nickname for the spineless rat Marthinus Van Schalkwyk.

Vrot Snoek was loitering outside at the African National Congress national general council last week, waiting to see if he’s going to have to dump the “100% Mbeki” T-shirts he’s been printing. That’s where he heard a nearby police walky-talky crackle, “Car for Minister van Schalkwyk.”

The fuzz holding the receiver looked nonplussed. “Wie?” he asked.

“Car for Minister van Schalkwyk,” came the reply.

Once again: “Wie?” And so it went, back and forth, until the voice finally squawked, “Car for Kortbroek!”

At once, the car was summoned ...

See afrikaans, rat, bastard, traitor


95

Random Words:

1. Emiel, a super cool person irl. Wow Emiel is soooo cool!! 2. Sex addicted fool who jerks off all day long in front of his PC. You ar..
1. n: a fart freshly caught in someones hand. "I can't believe that guy threw a dirty batman in your face!" See fart, smel..
1. when you type really fast and hit enter when you meant to correct your mistake "look at all those finger farts that blonde is make..