Kosher-halal

What is Kosher-halal?


1.

When something (usually a woman) is widely accepted as hot or tight. So much so, that both Jews and Muslims agree on the validity. In another way, it is so good that Palestinians and Israelis would stop fighting (temporarily) to indulge their more primitive desires in harmony.

“That bitch’s arse is sweet”

“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal”

Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”

Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”

Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...

Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”

Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”

See kosher, halal, arab, muslim, jew, palestinian, israeli


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