What is Koskela?
An ape-like man creature, often used as a support for darwinism. Heralded by some as a missing link.
It is said that every full moon the Koskela goes back to his monkey roots and exhibits an extreme form of what scientists have termed "banana envy". Koskelas often find companionship within the sport of soccer where they often join intramural teams that exhibit the same lack of hand-eye coordination as themselves.
Look! the mother koskela is giving birth!