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Dry humpiong a girl for so long with your jeans on for so long that your guy gets raw and bleeds in the following week it begins to scab..
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A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like ..
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The act of a non-virgin female purposely withdrawing from sex.
I haven't gotten laid in so long, I'm committing vaginal suici..