What is Kotaku?
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A gaming blog full of simpering autistic imbeciles not unlike the gametrailers forums (though not nearly as abysmal). It's users log on to post after they're done wanking off to Laura Croft porn.
Kotaku users, as well as the bloggers feel the need to justify gaming in some way, such as treating it as a subculture and not a hobby, calling it an art form, or claiming that gaming is the center of American culture. This is most likely due to the cause that Kotaku users are insecure nerds who get laughed at every time they admit they are a gamer, and instead of dealing with the scorn that the gaming hobby has always gotten, they act like pseudo intellectuals and judge BioShock for it's art work and inspiration from a shitty writer (Ayn Rand) instead of the fun value it's supposed to be judged by.
Most entertaining, is the massive butthurt that ensues every time a Kotaku post is made about a celebrity or politician calling out the gaming hobby. Barack Obama admits he doesn't understand gaming, Kotaku posters bitch and moan, prattling on about how they should have voted for McCain. Jimmy Page says he isn't fond of Guitar Hero or other music games, Kotaku users question the legacy of Led Zeppelin and preach how he will fade into obscurity if he doesn't allow a song to be put in the game since Guitar Hero and Rock Band are the new shit (though even after thirty years since the band broke up, they still have a stronger fanbase than most mainstream musicians). Roger Ebert makes his opinion that he thinks video games are inferior to movies when it comes to storytelling, constant Bawwing and comments calling Ebert "a fat cancerous fuck" fly like spit out of Rush Limbaugh's mouth.
Andy Warhol: I don't think games are art.
Kotaku Poster: BAWWWWW! YOUR PAINTINGS SUCKZORZ
Prince: Why don't these Guitar Hero players just get a real g-
Kotaku Poster: BAAAAAWWWW! MUSIC GAMING IS BECOMING MOAR IMPORTENT TO MAKIGN THE INDUSTRY SURVIVE
11 Year Old Genius: I just think games are a waste of time.
Kotaku Poster: BWAAHHH! U AREN'T CURING CANCER! U NEED TO GET LAID MOAR! EVERYBODY KNOS THAT GAMERS GET MOAR GIRLS THAN SMART PEOPLE
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