What is Kotch?
1.
kotch or kotchin' meaning: to hang, stay, chill in an area can also mean to go
"do you wanna come over to my house"
"nah mate i cant i am KOTCHIN' with Dom"
2.
To 'chill'. to enjoy ones own space while doing nothing important. resting. taking time out. relaxing
i was kotching in my room listening to the stereo
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3.
To kotch, to laze about, kill time, hang out.
Oh, I kotched in the phonebox until Lauren came.
4.
A prude choir boy/girl. They excel in the art of kissing ass. They have never tried drinking or smoking in their life and never plan to. They aspire to become choir teachers.
"That girl is hot, but she's a kotch so she'll never suck my dick"
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5.
Kotch is the state of affairs whereby things are relaxed, happy and satisfactory. Kotch can take many different forms.
This house is 'kotch' man. Richie is just 'kotchin'. Allow that man, this is 'kotch'.
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6.
One who wastes their life to the point where they would be more useful as a garbage pail.
What a Kotch. All he does is smoke and sleep.
7.
A crotch with no genitalia. Similar to what Matt Damon has in Dogma. Generally used in a derogatory sense.
Shut your kotch.
You're a stupid kotch.
Go eat out a kotch.
Yeah, at least my girlfriend doesn't have a kotch.
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