What is Kotie?
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a person who should never think hes better than his best friend, koties are smart but not generally strong and should just continue gorging themselves and stay home.
kotie is a general slang for being lazy and morbidly obese.
Person #1- "aw man you guys i feel terrible, im gunna go home and be kotie"
Person #2- "your kotie all day"
Person #1- "but i feel like being kotie!"
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