Kountze

What is Kountze?


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Small backwoods Southeast Texas town. Population approximately 2,100. Black and white. No in between.

Person #1: I live in Kountze, Texas.

Person #2: Could you show me that on my map here?

Person #3: I'm afraid it's not mentioned there.


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