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the ability to fucking understand exactly what the fuck someone said
Andrew: Hey, step off my girl.
Joe: Fine. Whatever.
Andrew: Exac..
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This time the bad guys are gonna win, except it isn't a grumpy jedi--it's me, bitches!
"Hide hax0rz! It's Revenge o..
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Waking up trapped in bed with a woman so ugly that, rather than risk arousing her by removing your arm from under her head you bite it o..