Kourtney

What is Kourtney?


1.

The name of a girl who tends to be nice to nearly everyone but won't share any problems about herself and is very dedicated to whatever she does.

Also likes to make sure everyone knows that you spell her name with a 'K'.

"That Kourtney is really nice, but I wish I knew more about her."

See kourtney, girl, female

2.

verb

1. the act of being short, witty, intelligent, stubborn, loving, and damn sexy.

" I can barely restrain myself when she's Kourtneying like that! "

See intelligence, sexy, witty, stubborn, love, strong

3.

An amazing friend.

A girl who cares for everyone.

Someone always there for you.

A person who will share her life with you.

Kourtney tends to love needles.

And possibly blood. But that doesnt stop us.

She is an amazing person.

Klever.

Kute.

Kreative.

Three 'k's to go with her amazing name.

I love my kourtney. <333

Me: aww how're you babe?

Kourtney: im alright. a bit sick though =S

Me: Mwah , a kish better.

-kourtney blushes-

See kourtney, amazing, cute, brilliant, girl, <333

4.

sexxy girl! Blonde brown hair with a big ass!! xoxo guys want to do her...

omg...that must be a kourtney

See booty, hott, fine, amazing, beautiful

5.

A skanky lesbian who refuses to leave the girl she likes alone. Thinks she is the shit but is really the most annoying person alive. Also is very ugly and a complete wanna-be fake. Likes to tell a ton of fake stories to sound like everyone loves her when honestly nobody gives a damn. Should just curl up under a rock and die.

Girl one: Dude did that girl who likes you just text you again?

Girl Two: Yeah she's such a Kourtney

See skanky, lesbian, ugly, annoying, fake


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