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An insane school teacherwho doesn't actually teach. In lieu of teaching, she sits at her desk and talks on the phone, sporting an insane smilethe whole time.
The secondary defining characteristic of a kovas is that the facial features rarely, if ever, change. In fact, if you were to take a pictureof a kovas and compare it to a kovas' face at nearly any given time it would resemblethe photo with about 99% of the same expression.
Kovas also often fall in lovewith honky rappers who, in their opinion, can do no wrong.
1) Damn, our teacher is such a kovas that we could jack off in class and she would never notice!
2) I hear that there's a new teacher in the science department this year. I hope he's a kovas.
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