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The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.
My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon..
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a.k.a: Man Breasts, Dude Boobs...
Developed through a combination of a lack of exercise coupled with an excessive intake of alcohol and..
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The state of one's genetalia when your manager is a douche-bag and it it hot as fuck because the goddam AC is broke -- for the 10th..