Krabitz

What is Krabitz?


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Used cheifly as a noun, "krabitz" can also used as a verb or, in some cases, an adjective. Derived from a gentleman's name (Jack Krabitz), "krabitz" has taken on many, often negatively connotived, meanings. "Krabitz" is a very versatile word, shadowing the most dexterous of swears. One of the issues with this, however, is it becomes difficult to distinguish between its use as a noun or an adjective.

As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:

asshole

birch

bitch

dickhead

jackass

stupid

The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:

birch

bitch

shit

As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:

difficult

shifty

stubborn

For the examples, let me use two characters named "Ben" and "Bob".

As a noun:

Ben: Can you get me that report?

Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.

Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!

Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?

Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!

As a verb:

Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.

Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?

Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.

See asshole, birch, bitch, dickhead, difficult, jackass, shifty, stubborn


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