What is Kracken?
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An enormous octopus/squid creature in "Pirates of the Caribbean" which is feared by sailors and pirates. This said horrible beastie is unleashed by none other than the captain of the Flying Dutchman: Captain Davy Jones.
*thud*
Sailor: We must of hit a reef!
Will Turner: No its the Kracken you retard!
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2.
Large, unattractive female, whose crack unwantingly protrudes from the lower back, often causing mass disgust from both sexes.
Look at that Kracken bending over behind that car.
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Random Words:
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When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.
Aft..
