What is Kracken?
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An enormous octopus/squid creature in "Pirates of the Caribbean" which is feared by sailors and pirates. This said horrible beastie is unleashed by none other than the captain of the Flying Dutchman: Captain Davy Jones.
*thud*
Sailor: We must of hit a reef!
Will Turner: No its the Kracken you retard!
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2.
Large, unattractive female, whose crack unwantingly protrudes from the lower back, often causing mass disgust from both sexes.
Look at that Kracken bending over behind that car.
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Random Words:
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One who complains about minuscule things that really mean nothing but then threaten to kill themselves and everyone around them.
Megan:..
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A desperate stalker who will go to any lengths to get a girlfriend no matter what they look like. Noffsingers will often follow any girl..