What is Krakauer?
1.
See above definition; also newly divorced bull-dyke. Her bitch finally grew a pair and told the man-hater to eat shit.
"Hey, I realized you are a hockey playing guy and I am married to a man, I will never speak to you again, please don't kick my ass"
2.
a hockey playing, man-hating, bad teaching, mung loving, bull-dyke who makes children cry in their sleep on the entire western hemisphere; also: krack whore
"Dude, I saw krakauer last night..."
"I'm sorry, here is a razorblade, let it go."
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