Krakers

What is Krakers?


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Huge, monstrous sea-dwelling Christmas crackers. Tend to explode at random points, showering you with cheap paper hats, cheesy jokes and neon coloured plastic novelty toys. Extremely dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.

The Krakers smashed the boat to smithereens, destroying all life within.

See kraken, cracker, christmas cracker, deadly, violent


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