Kram

What is Kram?


1.

To become a 'Kram', and or to get 'Krammed' is to test the limits of ones liver by means of alcohol consumption. One must first except and believe that there lies a state of intoxication beyond drunk, wasted, hammered etc. To classify as a ‘Kram’ all four of the following requirements must be met.

1. The ability to consume more liquor than any fellow drinkers at a social gathering.

2. Conscious urination must occur more than twice in one night.

3. Incomprehensible verbal communication with droop projectiles.

4. Once the ‘Kram’ has passed out they sleep with one eye half open, puke décor on his/her shirt with a lingering urine order.

People are often found ‘Krammed’ North of the Canadian USA boarder.

A prime example of a ‘Kram’ is a French Canadian of Serbian decent.

2.

Swedish word for "hug" often used in the end of mails.

Hope to see you soon!

Kram/Sofie

3.

To smoke weed/ganja/herb etc

I'm gonna go kram a coner.

I've been kraming allday, I can't go for a picnic with your grandma.

Lets have a quick kram on that then I'll let you have your tortoise back.

See Mad Man

4.

Somebody who devotes their whole personal life to online interactions.

Samantha is being such a Kram, she's always on the internet.

See nerd, geek, recluse, loser, bedowar

5.

Drummer and singer of 3-piece Aussie rock band, Spiderbait.

Kram r0xx0rz teh sh1znit.

6.

Mark spelt backwards! That's it.

"My name isn't Kram."

7.

The ultimate hug of love.

Do you want a kram?

Mary kramar Phil


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