What is Kranitz?
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Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat a daffodil, thinks it is acceptable to completely disregard friends, is the epitome of the word 'lamer' when it comes to computing, has a secret liking for pink spandex + S Club Juniors.
That there is a lesser spotted Kranitz. Run!
Random Words:
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To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.
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A greeting used by an intoxicated individual upon encountering a police constable.
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Senor Cardgage Mortgage's way of saying no problem.
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