Kreef

What is Kreef?


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A term used to gauge the tightness of an emo kid's pants.

The kreef meter was off the charts with this clone's jeans. Captain twig legs looks like his fucking pants were painted on causing my kreef reader to buzz violently.

See emo, pants, nerd, queef, urinal, pissface


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