Kreg Zembal

What is Kreg Zembal?


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loves penis, especially after that dog insident, oh well but anyways he has a fetish about cock. Like literally he loves it so much he still owes his mom for last night!

mom:"oh kreg masterbate me hard harder oh yes"

Kreg:"i love you cock mom, but wait how was i born!?"


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