Krems

What is Krems?


1.

1.) {an der Donau} the fifth largest city of approx. 23,000 inhabitants in the Lower Austria approximately 70 km west of Vienna.

2.) A word that sounds like the name of an awful sexually transmitted infection

1.) Person 1: - "I'm going on holiday to Krems next week"

Person 2: - "I've heard it's nice there this time of year"

2.) Doctor: - "I'm sorry I have to break this news to you, but I'm afraid you've got krems"

Patient: - "Oh no, my life is over!"

See krems, austria, std, sti


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