Kreutzmatt

What is Kreutzmatt?

suck the shit put of ones anus while watching the soap opera guiding light

i would hang out this afternoon but i have to kreutzmatt my boss...

See shit, sucking, matt, poopy

Fat Breasted And Awful

1. An insult. When someone (usually a male) is large and flabby in the breast area and also a terrible person. Here comes Brian. That kid..

Zipper

1. A death trap for your wang. "Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper" See not, cool, it, real..

Yormen

1. Cool,Awesome,Pwning,Best,Something that the "in-crowd" likes. Tim is very yormen. See Ryan..

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