Kreutzmatt

What is Kreutzmatt?

suck the shit put of ones anus while watching the soap opera guiding light

i would hang out this afternoon but i have to kreutzmatt my boss...

See shit, sucking, matt, poopy

Lix0rz

1. Something that licks, bites, sucks. Similar to sux0r but more sexie. Dude #1: Hey did you see Akira on TV last night? Dude #2: Fuck no..

Cadillac Bumper Bullets

1. Cadillac Bumper Bullets are most often mid-size breasts that are far too tightly reined in by a badly designed or poorly fit pushup bra..

Laptime

1. The period of incorporating a nap whilst in the presence of a laptop. A nap which is the result of using the laptop is also referred to..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Kreutzmatt Edit Meaning