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When a man gets 2 boners at once.
Me: Holy shit dude, did you see that milf?
You: Hell yeah man, she gave me a DOUBLE BONER.
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..