What is Kris?
1.
an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours
(another hot girl) = you're such a kris
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2.
A man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention whore. Has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally sexable.
"Damn that guy is such a Kris. No wonder all the ladies are on him."
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3.
A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
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4.
Slang for a even bigger cock than a Chris.
A person who can get any chick he wants.
Someone that everyone likes his name and his body.
Some people like for his personality, or his looks.
Girl- I just had sex with Rob.
Other girl- OMG Rob has such a Kris
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5.
Often used to describe a black man who is addicted to fried chicken, loves to eat cereal, and always carries cash.
Darren: Woah, look at me I have money!
Stephanie: Your such a kris.
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6.
A creature, usually female, that has a mean streak. It grazes in the back by the meat department. Similar in looks and attitude to Bea Arthur.
Did you see the Big Kris today?
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7.
The word 'cunt' is generally spelt with a 'c'; this is also true of the name 'Chris'. However, sometimes the name is mistakenly spelt with a 'k', i.e. 'Kris', so it is only appropriate that such people are referred to simply as 'kunts'.
Kris is a Kunt.
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