Kris

What is Kris?


1.

an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer

(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours

(another hot girl) = you're such a kris

See fun, sexy, cool, popular

2.

A man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention whore. Has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally sexable.

"Damn that guy is such a Kris. No wonder all the ladies are on him."

See kriss, kri, krist

3.

A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.

Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?

Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!

See kris, stupid, dumb, muslim, cholo

4.

Slang for a even bigger cock than a Chris.

A person who can get any chick he wants.

Someone that everyone likes his name and his body.

Some people like for his personality, or his looks.

Girl- I just had sex with Rob.

Other girl- OMG Rob has such a Kris

See cock, huge, nice, personality

5.

Often used to describe a black man who is addicted to fried chicken, loves to eat cereal, and always carries cash.

Darren: Woah, look at me I have money!

Stephanie: Your such a kris.

See kris, rich, black, niggers, domg

6.

A creature, usually female, that has a mean streak. It grazes in the back by the meat department. Similar in looks and attitude to Bea Arthur.

Did you see the Big Kris today?

See kris, bea, meat, attitude, creature

7.

The word 'cunt' is generally spelt with a 'c'; this is also true of the name 'Chris'. However, sometimes the name is mistakenly spelt with a 'k', i.e. 'Kris', so it is only appropriate that such people are referred to simply as 'kunts'.

Kris is a Kunt.

See kris, kristopher


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