What is Kris Campbell?
1.
The generic name for a child sent to the house of another to "play" in order to get him or her out of the house while their parents make with the loving.
"Damn, Johnny's coming over today"
"Who's Johnny? some Kris Campbell, his parents are going to be macking"
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2.
Da Phatt mastah o' da polypipe sword, yo?
I went to Kamp Kaz, where Kris Campbell cleft mine skull in twain like a motherfucker. It was off the heazy.