What is Kris Kringle's Kringles?

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The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.

Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!

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