What is Kris Kringle's Kringles?

1.

The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.

Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!

See dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer, donkey punch, angry dragon, angry pirate
71

Random Words:

Karnveer
1. A pretty lucky guy sometimes,but gets to greedy and selfish you r being such a fuckin karnveer right now See rags, thief, faget, lucky..
Read more
Backrack
1. When the fat on a woman's back resembles a pair of breasts. when stuffed into a tight bra, or overflowing out of a low cut dress....
Read more
Motherfather
1. It's how you say "motherfucker" when there's virgin ears around. I can't wait to get my hands on that motherff..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free