Kris Mitchell

What is Kris Mitchell?


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Congratulations, you've defined a random idiot. Now get in the hole.

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The cute little sex bomb with an attitude to match cross this fella at your peril. The king/god of elton john.

Iam the Kris Mitchell(elton john) of football.


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