What is Krisjan?
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Krisjans are highly intelligent men who take control of their surroundings and rule with an iron fist. The problem is noone can ever prove a Krisjan is in charge of it all.
Lives life by a few very simple rules.
1. Never punch hookers.
2. Only date a woman who will let you spit in her mouth.
3. Always point out that cunts cause wrecks.
Watch out, Krisjan's coming.
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