What is Krisjan?
1.
Krisjans are highly intelligent men who take control of their surroundings and rule with an iron fist. The problem is noone can ever prove a Krisjan is in charge of it all.
Lives life by a few very simple rules.
1. Never punch hookers.
2. Only date a woman who will let you spit in her mouth.
3. Always point out that cunts cause wrecks.
Watch out, Krisjan's coming.
See
Random Words:
1.
when a guy hasnt choked the chicken in a really long time
ive been walking around with a loaded gun
2.
-An accident waiting to happen..
1.
The things that are fantastically gross, but still amazing to see; or something hilarious yet gross.
-Someone vomitting after doing som..
