Krisjan

What is Krisjan?


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Krisjans are highly intelligent men who take control of their surroundings and rule with an iron fist. The problem is noone can ever prove a Krisjan is in charge of it all.

Lives life by a few very simple rules.

1. Never punch hookers.

2. Only date a woman who will let you spit in her mouth.

3. Always point out that cunts cause wrecks.

Watch out, Krisjan's coming.

See bad ass, cool, fun, scumbag, daddy


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