What is Kristal?
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A MOTHER FAWKING G...This pack of awesomeness is the best shit in town niggah!
Kristal, is a G all day EVERY DAY!
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Over priced, over produced (i.e. made in bad vintages) Champagne made by hot shot producer Louis Roderer favoured by people who are either bad rap stars or know fuck all about wine and have read too many Bret Easton Ellis novels.
Fuck Kristal... I drink Krug!
Kristal? Thats so nineteen-ninties.
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Not willing to engage in foolishness.
Billy Bob: Hey, hold my beer while I prove these shoes are fireproof.
Nick: Fuck The Dumb Shit...
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On April 24th, 1915, 1.5 million Armenians were brutally wiped off the face of the Earth in a genocide perpetrated by the Ottoman Empire..
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A person Who enjoys giving ones anus a good oral cleaning.
That guy is such a Rimjob Ranger. Always tongue fucking peoples asses.
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