What is Kristal?
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A MOTHER FAWKING G...This pack of awesomeness is the best shit in town niggah!
Kristal, is a G all day EVERY DAY!
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Over priced, over produced (i.e. made in bad vintages) Champagne made by hot shot producer Louis Roderer favoured by people who are either bad rap stars or know fuck all about wine and have read too many Bret Easton Ellis novels.
Fuck Kristal... I drink Krug!
Kristal? Thats so nineteen-ninties.
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Having sexual intercourse with a female, in the doggy style position while rubbing her clitoris and rubbing her breasts.
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To defecate upon another person's laundry while it is in the washing machine; to shit upon thy neighbor
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