Kristen Stewart Edit Meaning

1.

a really pretty American actress who has been in a lot of movies, such as Speak, The Messengers, In the Land of Women, Panic Room, Catch that Kid(wasn't that good to me), and plays Bella Swan in Twilight.

"Hey, who's that chick that plays Bella Swan in Twilight?"

"Thats Kristen Stewart! Jeez you really need to know your stuff!"

"I know. OHHHH YAAAAAAAA shes in Twilight!"

"Thats what I just said dammit!!!!!!!!"

See kristen stewart, brunette, pretty

2.

Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.

Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.

See twilight, bella, actor, slut, annoying

3.

a smart and talented actress who loves literature, working on indie films and creating her own fashion statements.

extremely unpretentious

she lives a fairly private life

"yo what did you think of that movie twilight?"

"ugh kristen stewart blew"

"nah dude she's totally boss...owned bella swan"

See modest, kristen stewart, literature, twilight, cwik

4.

A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.

"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"

"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"

See kristen stewart, twilight, movie, actress, talentless

5.

A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.

Also a frequent pot smoker.

"Hey, did you see Twilight?"

"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."

"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."

See overrated, untalented, boring, dull, monotone, pot, drugs, high

6.

Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.

Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?

Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.

See kristen, stewart, twilight, dumb, man, ugly, loser

7.

The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.

Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.

See kristen, stewart, kristen stewart, krystin