What is Kristi?
1.
A fun loving person who's best friend's name usually starts with a "f". a person who is a good listener. An attractive lady.
-DUDE, that chick is such a Kristi.
-Kristi, you're awesome!
-WOW,my girlfriend is a Kristi!
2.
a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. Kristi deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.
me: dude i love kristi
you: who doesnt?
me: stupid retarded fuckers thats who!
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3.
a word used to describe a hott girl.
That girl's name must be Kristi, she is fineeee.
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4.
Someone who takes hours to eat a muffin. They can often be found putting scraps of food into napkins, like hobos. Some may go on to actually call them "Krist-O-Rexic," due to their secret anorexia.
Kevin: Dang, look at that chick over there!
Steve: Holy shit! She's hot!! I'd do her if she weren't such a Kristi.
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5.
RICE KRISTIS!!!! A snack made out of Kristis and marshmallows ... resembles a Rice Crispie treat, hence the name
-RICE KRISTIS FOR EVERYONE!!! .. Got any marshmallows?
-No.
-Oh.
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