What is Kristian?
1.
A Jew who won't admit it
Oi Kristian don't lie you are a Jew!!!
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2.
A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a
Oh that silly Kristian, walking into a doorframe AGAIN. Ohoho lets go have some tea now because we are british and chortle at his misfortunes.
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3.
a wigger who wont admit it.
who is attracted to sluts (maria)
and white girls (vici)
mary: are you white yet?
kristian: wtf yo im ghetto all da way to da hood nikka.
lmao.
we love you kristian =D
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4.
an aneroxic whore who can also be bulimic at times
oh look kristian's throwing up again but hasn't eaten anything today whooooaa.
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