Kristian

What is Kristian?


1.

A Jew who won't admit it

Oi Kristian don't lie you are a Jew!!!

See jew, kristian

2.

A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a goon and is rather clumsy and will do stupid things like tripping on air and walking into doorframes, but they are also very sweet and caring. Kristians are great boyfriends and you will definitly enjoy the sexy times with a Kris. They kinda smell but it's not too bad, mostly of happiness and childrens smiles.

Oh that silly Kristian, walking into a doorframe AGAIN. Ohoho lets go have some tea now because we are british and chortle at his misfortunes.

See goon, kristian, sexy, boii, babies, poo, british, tea

3.

a wigger who wont admit it.

who is attracted to sluts (maria)

and white girls (vici)

mary: are you white yet?

kristian: wtf yo im ghetto all da way to da hood nikka.

lmao.

we love you kristian =D

See kristian, wigger, ghetto, slut, white

4.

an aneroxic whore who can also be bulimic at times

oh look kristian's throwing up again but hasn't eaten anything today whooooaa.

See kristina, kristin, bulimic, throwing up


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