Kristie K

What is Kristie K?


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a smart, nature-type kind of girl. who loves writing and drawing cartoons. Animals are unnaturally drawn to her pheramones and when they see her, orgasm. This type of girl owns moose and pleases them with carrots. She spends most of her time outdoors and enjoys climbing trees, and becoming one with nature. These types of girls may be seen riding sasquatches and the occassional hotdog.

"I saw some girl riding a moose the other day. she looked as if she was getting some sort of pleasure.

Oh, thats just Kristie K."

See carrot, moose, nature, hotdog, sasquatch, ejaculate


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