Kristjan

What is Kristjan?


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a giant crap, I mean just a phenominal amount of poop

Person 1: Man, I've got to take a huge Kristjan.

Person 2: Whoa, remember to flush half way through.

Other Guy: Holy Crap. You have to take a Kristjan. Be careful, man.

Some Dude: Whoa. Did you say a Kristjan?

Person 2: Yeah. He did.

Some Dude: Wow. I find vagicil helps ease the pain.


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