What is Kristjan?
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a giant crap, I mean just a phenominal amount of poop
Person 1: Man, I've got to take a huge Kristjan.
Person 2: Whoa, remember to flush half way through.
Other Guy: Holy Crap. You have to take a Kristjan. Be careful, man.
Some Dude: Whoa. Did you say a Kristjan?
Person 2: Yeah. He did.
Some Dude: Wow. I find vagicil helps ease the pain.
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Hunger Artist
Noun.
A person that starves themselves in a café for the amusement of a crowd.
Etymology: Franz Kafka’s The Hunger Art..
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Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding tick..
