Kristof Vampire

What is Kristof Vampire?

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.

I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.

See felatio, bruiser, eat out, cunnilingus, bloody

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