Kristof Vampire

What is Kristof Vampire?

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.

I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.

See felatio, bruiser, eat out, cunnilingus, bloody

Zach:ya You Heard Me Dumbass...

3. Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded. Andrew is a phucktard. 4. same definiti..

Super Epic Fail

1. An act of failso unbelievably epic that it surpasses all levels of fail and goes straight to Super Epic Fail. George Bush = All that is..

You Dont Know My Life

1. A typical saying when someone trys to diss you Lori: James, why do you have so many hair products?? James:..YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE See..

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