Kristof Vampire

What is Kristof Vampire?

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.

I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.

See felatio, bruiser, eat out, cunnilingus, bloody

Hemp Milk

1. Juice of the gods. It might not get you high, but damn that hemp milk is good! See hemp, milk..

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Negrollin'

1. Rollin' like a Negro rolls widda top pulled down and a couple four-o's, bumpin' like a fat ass, lookin' like you got..

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