Kristof Vampire

What is Kristof Vampire?

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.

I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.

See felatio, bruiser, eat out, cunnilingus, bloody

Zauce

1. To come into contact with a fixed (non-fixed) object with great force. Must say Zauce upon impact for correct usage. "That dog ju..

Ched

1. Large amount of money. I can't go to the concert I have to go to work and stack that ched. See jack, chedda, dough, scrilla, brea..

Orgasmathon

1. Having multiple, shitty orgasms. The orgasmathon includes multiple armpit farts and a hairy butt. "Last nights sex was so bad, I h..

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