Kristof Vampire

What is Kristof Vampire?

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.

I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.

See felatio, bruiser, eat out, cunnilingus, bloody

Yhh

1. TLA for "Yar Har Har". Pirate analog of "lol", used primarily in silly contexts where you're sick of seeing &qu..

Kind Of Yeah

1. means exactly what is said, although more often than not said with sarcasm dripping off of it, because the answer is so freakin obvious...

Industrial Prep

1. A prep whom must have an industrial piercing in both ears twice and wear a factory uniform to school. Joshua is such an industrial prep..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Kristof Vampire Edit Meaning