Kristof Vampire

What is Kristof Vampire?

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.

I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.

See felatio, bruiser, eat out, cunnilingus, bloody

Shalakra

1. A fish like enemy found in super mario brothers, similar to a piranha. "Oh shit, i've been slain by a fiendish shalakra"..

Needle-fucking The E

1. Running low on gas in your automobile. While I was driving home, I noticed I was needle-fucking the e so I got some gas...

Boogalong

1. a booger that comes along with something else There was a boogalong on the side of my cup. See booger, snot, klingon, bogey..

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