Kristofer

What is Kristofer?


1.

Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.

Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.

Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"

Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."

Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."

Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*

See wonderful, sexy, perfect, incredible, hot


96

Random Words:

1. 1. When an individual has multiple genital piercings, and they prolong ejaculation so long that it explodes out of the piercing holes. ..
1. The best fucking family name around in the whole fucking world also used to describe rich people Man, that guy is one holthaus. See ho..
1. 1) ambiguous or vague 2) persistant 3) aggressive 4) whatever the context in which you ar espeaking calls for "George, stop bei..
Book Banner