Kristofer

What is Kristofer?

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Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.

Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.

Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"

Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."

Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."

Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*

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