What is Kristofer?
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Kristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans.
Don't mess with a Kristofer, and NEVER, EVER, EVER, mess with his girl. You will die.
Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?"
Kristofer's girl: "Sorry, I'm taken."
Stupid teenage boy: "You sure? I mean, check me out."
Kristofer: "Stupid teenage boy... DIE!!!!!!!" *proceeds to kick him in the backside*
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