Kristoffer

What is Kristoffer?

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Kristoffer is a term used when refering to a wingman, one who will fuck anyone/anything with tits and some sort of vaginal mushroom. A Kristoffer is often called for when the chick you are trying to score with has an ugly-ass girlfriend with crooked teeth, Downs, or any other physical flaws.

Dude 1: Hey, could you do a Kristoffer for me tonight? Her friend won't back off. Stuff her with your manbeef.

Dude 2: I'm on it. I'm gonna Kristoffer her like it was 1998.

See wingman, klamydia, fuck, ugly girlfriend, savior
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