What is Kristopher?
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the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher." Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys. The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.
girl: I need to find a hottie named kristopher
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a guy who tells his girlfriend she's his one and only, his love of his life, the most important thing in the world to him then gets drunk and selfish, starts flirting with everything that has boobs and then cheats on his girlfriend.
Muthafucking Kristopher fucking cheated on me. he has none of my trust.
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One who tends to give too much information while telling a story. Often leads to other stories that have nothing to do with the original..
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A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.
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