What is Kristopher?
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the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher." Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys. The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.
girl: I need to find a hottie named kristopher
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a guy who tells his girlfriend she's his one and only, his love of his life, the most important thing in the world to him then gets drunk and selfish, starts flirting with everything that has boobs and then cheats on his girlfriend.
Muthafucking Kristopher fucking cheated on me. he has none of my trust.
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Someone who has acted in an inappropriate or displeasing manner.
Eric: "No! You dont need another fucking cigarette!"
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A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken
My mom walked in me the other day while I was doing the El Poll..