Kritzed

What is Kritzed?

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A term describing someone who is abnormally drunk and subsequently sexually aroused. In this state, a person might become violent and destructive. Usually, when a person is kritzed, TV's, vases, and cold, virgin flesh are at serious risk.

Vanessa: I was at this killer party last night, I got completely kritzed.

Jessica: Oh what happened?

Vanessa: I hooked up with some random guy. We got to second base and then I punched him in the stomach.

See blitzed, fritzed, shit-housed, fucked, fucked up, gone, wasted, blasted, shoveled
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