What is Kritzed?
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A term describing someone who is abnormally drunk and subsequently sexually aroused. In this state, a person might become violent and destructive. Usually, when a person is kritzed, TV's, vases, and cold, virgin flesh are at serious risk.
Vanessa: I was at this killer party last night, I got completely kritzed.
Jessica: Oh what happened?
Vanessa: I hooked up with some random guy. We got to second base and then I punched him in the stomach.
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'bü-tç-'klç-vij (noun) 1. The perpendicular measurement downward to describe the depth of butt-crack (female specific).
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Exactly the same as an Emeril, but it involves using smegma instead of semen.
I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since ..
