What is Kroger 250?
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A motorized shopping cart race, held after 11:00 pm, at any random Kroger Grocery store. Must include: at least two people, two scooters, between 2-5 cars. Objective being, to beat your opponent around the 2-5 cars.
"Did you hear? Lauren totally whooped Chelsea's ass at the Kroger 250 last night!"
"No way, it was only because Chelsea's scooter was slow."
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