Kroger Cart Tan

What is Kroger Cart Tan?


1.

A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.

Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!

Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!

See farmers tan, tan, hick, kroger, outside

2.

"Farmer's tan"

Tan one obtains from being outside pushing carts at Kroger. The tan is everywhere that the Kroger uniform is not.

After a long day at work, Jane comes home and strips down to see that the only tan parts of her body are her calves, face, neck and forearms.

Jack: Shyyt, Jane, you have a Kroger Cart Tan!

Jane: I know, Jack, it makes me feel so... sexy. I love having only my lower limbs tanned.

See farmer's tan, tan, sunburn, redneck


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