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First take a dump and freeze it. The next time your having sex with a really drunk girl go get the frozen turd and use that on her
Dude..
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a used tampon
what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!..
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A sunbed induced glow of such ferocity that it appears that one was present at the detonation of an atom bomb, e.g. one sported by Judit..
