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when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.
Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight..
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Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually..
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The discovery of a quief. The absolute moment you realize your girl just quiefed on you. Pussy fart epiphany.
I just had a disquiefery..