Krowebear

What is Krowebear?


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A Lovable bear who play's Dota. However, if woken during hibernation has been known to go into a mauling frenzy. Some believe it is because during this state the Krowbear is lead to think that people are after his tortillas.

Taku: I just called Krowebear and he started growling and then I heard a scream I think he mauled someone. I wet my pants.

Remmy: Think you shouldn't mess with his tortillas.

Sephlroth: I'd be more careful in the future maybe you should buy some krowbear insurance.

Fry: ...

See bears, dota, dxd, gdg, cal, cevo, rofl


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